The Chinese Food War

Chapter 1 How the Battle got Started

One day, General Tso Chicken was eating one of his favorite foods, which was almond boneless chicken with his very good friend, Lieutenant Almond Boneless Chicken. They were so into their conversation; they never noticed Commander Chicken Lo Mein step into the room. Then, Commander Chicken Lo Mein exclaimed, “There’s a battle between us and that rotten American food!”

“That’s funny. We haven’t fought with them in 10 years!” General Tso Chicken exclaimed. The American food was made up of hot dogs, chicken nuggets, hamburgers, and French fries. The French fries were the meanest. They were all greasy and yucky and worst of all, they were the generals. So, General Tso, Lieutenant Almond Boneless, and Commander Lo Mein went to see Detective Springroll. When they got to where he usually was, Detective Springroll was nowhere to be found!

Meanwhile, General French Fry #1 held Detective Springroll captive. Officer Chopstick was also being held as prisoner. It took a while for Springroll and Chopstick to figure out they were being rescued and for French fry to figure out his “hideout” was under attack. This started the Chinese Food vs. the American Food War.

 

Chapter 2: the Battle Begins

 

“Get ready for a war, Commissioner Hot Dog!” General French Fry 1 exclaimed, “I will get Hamburger and Chicken Nugget ready for the war. You get Ice Cream, A&W, and Root Beer Float ready.”

Back at the Chinese Food hideout, Commissioner Won Ton was waiting for General Tso Chicken, Lieutenant Almond Boneless Chicken, Commander Chicken  Lo Mein, Officer Chopstick, and Detective Springroll to come back for 30 minutes, and when it was about to be thirty-two  minutes, they came back! It was such a relief to see them all thought Won Ton, “Hi, Won Ton! How’s the base doing? Any destruction?” General Tso said,” No destruction. The base is doing fine, thanks for asking. I’ll radio Fleet Pilot Fortune Cookie and see how he’s doing.”     

Won Ton replied. Unexpectedly, General French Fry 29 and his gang of criminals broke in. Normally, they wait to attack the Chinese Food military, but this time, they wanted to attack early, “Soldiers, ATTACK!”

“Fleet Pilot Fortune Cookie! Do you copy? This is General Tso Chicken! The war is about to take to the seas! Get to base #39, the only safe base! Then we’ll reveal the plan to you. Get to safety quick! We’ll meet at base #39! ”

When he got the message, Fleet Pilot Fortune Cookie was inside of base # 38.He knew he should go to base 39 and wait for the general. All he had to do was take the secret passage to base 39.The secret passage was an underground passage that connected all of the bases, 1 through 100. There were 88 General French Fries in the universe of food military. It only took 1 minute for Fortune Cookie to get through the passage and it took everybody else 38 minutes to get into base 39, “What took you so long?” asked Fortune Cookie, “We were in base 1 and you were in base 38. Okay, here’s the plan. We’re radioing the French food to help us in battle. How are we going, you ask? We’re going by battleship. That is the reason I radioed you. You‘re the only one that can steer our ships. That is why we are in this meeting. To make our first move. To show the American food that they are useless.”Then, they took the PORTal to reach the port faster (the only other way of transportation was walking). The battleship was waiting for them. Once they got on the battleship, enemy   battleships started to attack.

 

Chapter 3: The Overwater Battle        

 “Fire the missiles! Aim first! Don’t miss! We’ve got to hit all 30 battleships!” General Tso Chicken was shouting out commands on battleship M. Fortune Cookie was piloting, and everybody else was ether a gunner, a fighter in case any American food came on board, or a distracter. The gunners made sure that no enemy battleships got near battleship M, and the distracters went on enemy battleships to distract the General French Fry on that battleship. Then, battleship M would get near and the distracter would hop onto battleship 1 Million and the gunners would shoot the battleship and battleship 1 Million would sail away and the other battleship would sink. Battleship 30 was another problem. The distracters couldn’t get near the ship so they couldn’t distract General French Fry 12.The gunners were able to hit the battleship’s weak spot and Battleship Thirty is going down! There was a lot of commotion on the gun deck celebrating their victory. Meanwhile, guess who stowed away on battleship 1 million? It was Lieutenant Hot Dog! Hot Dog was even meaner than any of the remaining 58 General French Fries and EVEN meaner than Officer A&W. So when the Chinese Food got to France, Hot Dog could report to General French Fry #88.

 

Chapter 4 … France!

In France, General Baguette was expecting 1 army, not 2, “Join forces with us.” General French Fry #88 said to Baguette. He replied, “My army’s already on a side in this war, and it’s NOT yours. I’ve heard terrible things about you from my old friend, General Tso Chicken. Have you heard of him FRENCH FRY 88!” Now the Chinese Food vs. the American Food war has moved from China to France. Even now, with the French Food on their side, the Chinese Food’s army was too small to fight the American Food’s army. So, the Chinese Food, along with their new member, Sergeant Bamboo, got on to battleship 1 million, and fled to Mexico, ”Ha! Go ahead, flee and be a little chicken!” Officer A&W yelled at them. The response from the Chinese Food was a cannonball.

Chapter 5 … Time for Mexico!

“General Guacamole! This is General Tso Chicken! I need you to help us beat the American food like a drum! Over and out.”On the Battleship 1,000,000, Lieutenant Crepe was talking to Lieutenant Almond Boneless Chicken, “This will be over soon, oui?” General Baguette complained. General Tso Chicken replied, “I’m sorry, I don’t speak French.”” Does oui mean yes, General?” He asked, “Oui.” Baguette replied. Just then, the ship crashed into Mexico, “WHOA!”Everybody shouted. When everybody got off, they got a warm welcome to Mexico by General Guacamole, Lieutenant Salsa, Commissioner Taco, Commander Tortilla Chip, Sergeant Burrito, Detective Chili, and Officer Enchilada. There was NO way that the American Food + their new recruits, The Japanese Food could sabotage them in Mexico. Not! General Guacamole said, “Could they be a little quieter when they’re making they’re grand entrance! It sounds like they cut the cheese! And it smells like it, too!””That’s because someone did, Guacamole.You aren’t really the brightest avocado on the tree.” General Tso Chicken told him,” That remark is very offensive!” Guacamole replied.

 

Chapter 6… ATTACK!!!!!!

 

When they stopped arguing, General Tso Chicken took command of the 3 armies combined. We can’t lose now, the general thought. This was the biggest battle of Chinese Food army+ the French Food army+ the Mexican Food army vs. the American Food army+ the Japanese Food army (Their catchphrase is,” I’m going to make you sneeze!/Trademark of Japanese Food Army)= Big battle. The American Food was first to speak, “ATTACK!” French Fry commanded.